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« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2008, 11:12:58 PM »
Fake boobs terrify me, and "Clinton" looks like my mom with blonde hair.  Ugh.  I much prefer girls closer to my own age.

And no, we're not talking children.  Faggots.
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« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2008, 11:15:19 PM »
I think we're all talking about your infamous "fat girlfriend" who was in her 30's.  Who by the way I would have fucked, I have no problem admitting that.
No need to call us the F word.
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« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2008, 12:07:08 AM »
I love fake tits, but that seems to be an unpopular opinion, fake tits practically make any woman attractive in my eyes

there's definitely something fucking wrong with me
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I think we're talking about feminine, smackable, voluptuous asses here. The kind a real man can sink his teeth into and do his homework on.
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« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2008, 12:19:05 AM »
Yeah, I fucked a fat 32 year old chick a few times.  I needed some, and was kind of desperate and lonely.  I admit that.  Meh, it was a long time ago.  2 years or so.
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« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2008, 12:20:43 AM »
Hahahahaha, feels like only yesterday.
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« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2008, 01:06:04 PM »
Fake tits are great.  They always look perfect.  yummy.

And she will be wearing glasses in the porn. 

Nigga, it's in pre-production.  The link at the top of the page was to the first 15 pages of script.  As soon as this comes out I'll get ahold of it.  I know one or two people at Hustler.
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« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2008, 01:45:21 PM »
Fake tits don't look perfect, they look fake.  Like, not human.  Inorganic.  Might as well fuck robot tits.
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« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2008, 03:05:04 PM »
If you say so, I'm sure you've had plenty of real life experience with fake tits....
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« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2008, 04:00:40 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on October 10, 2008, 01:06:04 PM
Fake tits are great.  They always look perfect.  yummy.

And she will be wearing glasses in the porn. 

Nigga, it's in pre-production.  The link at the top of the page was to the first 15 pages of script.  As soon as this comes out I'll get ahold of it.  I know one or two people at Hustler.

you know, i really would love to work at some adult entertainment company.  even if its just an unpaid internship.  i know people say it gets old after working for so long, but shit, it never gets old with me.
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« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2008, 04:50:09 PM »
Well, if you've got the dong for it, can fuck like a stoat, can cum like a champion, or are super-buff or really good looking...then you have a shot.  Otherwise?  You gotta do gay porn...it pays much better than straight porn for guys.  Unless you've got one of the things I mentioned above.  Then you may be able to make good money.

With the amateur market the way it is these days you may have a better shot starting there.  Setup a website and get some girls together.  It's actually not that hard.  If you have the site and a few videos porn stars will start taking your calls and you'll be able to setup your own network.  Just takes some drive and marketing ability. 

Mullet seems like the kinda guy that could easily pick up girls to star in your porn flicks.  He's got that 'producer/director' vibe about him.  Could easily convince girls hes a talent agent.
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« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2008, 04:04:29 PM »
oh no, im talking like cameraman or something.  however, i refuse to speak to mullet because of his lesbo scene in basic slaughter.  how can you do a nigga like dat, mullet?
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« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2008, 07:55:45 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYRGjjvNoZ4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYRGjjvNoZ4</a>
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« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2008, 08:28:46 PM »
Beautiful acting.
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« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2008, 08:40:55 PM »
OMG that was funny.  Nice.
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« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2008, 08:45:54 PM »
i need to get my hands on this video
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Quote from: EmmanuelLewis on January 31, 2009, 01:19:51 PM
I think we're talking about feminine, smackable, voluptuous asses here. The kind a real man can sink his teeth into and do his homework on.
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