So I haven't posted here since I got my mail order bride. Married life is hectic

[Myahon]

Long story short did some touring, played in Tokyo decided to give up music as I did what i got into music for, I got a hot chick. (as if ANY musician got into it for ANY other reason, be honest) I already sold the band website to a Aussie Designer who wanted the URL for some indie clothing line.

First things first.
number 1, the porn is AWESOME and comes in vending machines


Now I'm married I have prepared a Japanese style webcomic to explain married life and what a marriage of an actual Weeaboo to an asian girl feels like.

to answer you first question yes she still has her school uniform and no she won't wear it for me.

[AlexTheKidd]

i hate you

[EmmanuelLewis]

After you've seen one Asian porn, you've seen em all.

[Mr. Steve]

After you've seen one Asian porn, you've seen em all.

But if one is awesome, all of it is still awesome!

Congrats on getting a Japanese girl.  I'm no weeaboo, but I definately have yellow fever plague.

[EmmanuelLewis]

Skip the Japanese ones and get a Filipina. They speak English. They have that third world mentality. You can beat em or fuck em. They'll cook and clean. And they grow up to be nurses so they're earners, too. Plus they have tits and ass.

[Geoff Mendicino]

Skip the Japanese ones and get a Filipina. They speak English. They have that third world mentality. You can beat em or fuck em. They'll cook and clean. And they grow up to be nurses so they're earners, too. Plus they have tits and ass.

you're the only person in the world who would say get a filipino

my mom hailed from there, being half japanese and filipino; she ended up being a nurse but now all she does is take care of my autistic brother


also awesome myahon, join the asian fever club

[Barotte]

I'm no weeaboo, but I definately have yellow fever plague.

I'm not a great fan of the Asian...

Jus' sayin', loikes.

[Myahon]

Skip the Japanese ones and get a Filipina. They speak English. They have that third world mentality. You can beat em or fuck em. They'll cook and clean. And they grow up to be nurses so they're earners, too. Plus they have tits and ass.

silly emmanuel, Asians don't have asses. Actually mine is filipina by race. But she's has some chinese blood so she looks more japanese then most filipinas.

[Geoff Mendicino]

silly emmanuel, Asians don't have asses.

are you dating someone who hasn't developed their body yet because i'm pretty sure most of them have gorgeous asses

[EmmanuelLewis]

you're the only person in the world who would say get a filipino

No way. Most people who've had both probably would. And most nerds who are into Asians are just into it for nerd reasons and not any real attraction purposes. They think that by boning an Asian they're getting closer to the source or something.

silly emmanuel, Asians don't have asses. Actually mine is filipina by race. But she's has some chinese blood so she looks more japanese then most filipinas.

Filipina is not a race.

are you dating someone who hasn't developed their body yet because i'm pretty sure most of them have gorgeous asses

Flat, barely existent asses are not asses; at least not when someone is describing a woman as possessing "ass and titty". They mean something with substance, not a tiny little set of flap cheeks somewhere near their bunger. And while their asses might be gorgeous, I could show you the same ass on a little gay Mexican boy and you would salivate just as much, if not more.

I think we're talking about feminine, smackable, voluptuous asses here. The kind a real man can sink his teeth into and do his homework on.

[Buttstorm]

I think we're talking about feminine, smackable, voluptuous asses here. The kind a real man can sink his teeth into and do his homework on.

lol'd and sig'd

[Geoff Mendicino]

i've had a filipino before; just like any other one except darker skin

also don't talk to me about asses like that i am a fine entrepreneur of ass and all that comes with it

the main thing that comes with ass is legs, otherwise you're off (and i hope you aren't) boning every grease-addicted mcdonalds fiend

now asian ass, isn't like some white bitch ass that just flops out and smells like turkey jizz, it's nice and sturdy, and when you smack it, you can feel the tense vibrations bounce back, letting you know you have some prime meat in your hand usda approved healthy and firm ass

wanna preheat that shit to 550 and serve that shit for dinner man, fuck

[Ferret]

See, all of your descriptions of ass just makes me hungry for a nice steak. You sound like a Trump Steak infomercial

[EmmanuelLewis]

now asian ass, isn't like some white bitch ass that just flops out and smells like turkey jizz

You're right, it smells like rice.

it's nice and sturdy, and when you smack it, you can feel the tense vibrations bounce back, letting you know you have some prime meat in your hand usda approved healthy and firm ass

Sounds like white ass to me. Really, ass is ass, m'man. There's good and bad out there. The problem with Asian ass, however, is that its just not there. Its like ordering a Filet Mignon and only getting 1 oz. of it. Yeah, that one ounce might be great. But where's the rest of it? The only time I've ever seen a nice ass on an Asian she was either Filipina or Malay/Indonesian/etc or she was mixed with a race  that actually has an ass. You're not going to find a nice ass on a Japanese/Korean/Chinese chick unless she's a bigun, they're just not made that way. Some have hips, none  have ass. At least not in any quantifiable terms.

[Zingstable_Robbins]

This topic is making me laugh.

"They mean something with substance, not a tiny little set of flap cheeks somewhere near their bunger."

"now asian ass, isn't like some white bitch ass that just flops out and smells like turkey jizz"